You Wanted Me to Become the Fighting Buddha, So Why Am I Beating Up Every God and Buddha?

After Journey to the West, Sun Wukong did not stay at Spirit Mountain. He disappeared for four whole years.

Today, the Victorious Fighting Buddha returns to his place! The Great Sage Equal to Heaven is back!

But Sun Wukong has realized a rather unusual Great Dao this time!

He reports for work in the morning and beats Guanyin’s gatekeeping Black Bear Spirit to a pulp!

He grabs lunch at noon and roasts the Bodhisattva’s white elephant mount like a suckling pig!

He goes shopping in the afternoon and kicks Maitreya Buddha’s Yellow-Browed Boy flying!

He has a barbecue in the evening and castrates the Bodhisattva’s lion spirit mount, then grills its kidneys!

The golden-winged roc beneath the Tathagata spreads its wings for ten thousand miles, crying as it offers up a pair of roasted wings!

Even Red Boy is so tantalized that he spends all day scheming to barbecue Zhu Bajie!

They say Sun Wukong kept a little notebook along the journey to the West. Not one of those who offended him will get away!

Wukong: "It’s not that justice won’t be served, its time just hasn’t come! With my staff in hand, I’ll beat the hell out of you first! Together, we’ll dispel a thousand years of sorrow!"

The Tathagata is horrified: "You unruly monkey! I made you the Victorious Fighting Buddha, and now you’re beating up every god and Buddha?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.