I Tell Fortunes to Aliens Across the Universe

The young Taoist Hu Fei dozed off while doing his morning exercises. When he woke up, he found himself in a world tens of thousands of years in the future.

Human technology in this era had advanced beyond measure. They had made contact with extraterrestrial civilizations and entered the age of interstellar trade.

Hu Fei was stunned. What was he supposed to do? He was tens of thousands of years behind the times, and he didn't know his way around!

But Hu Fei wasn't worried in the slightest. Humming a tune, he called out, "I've come to your fine land, and my stomach's rumbling like crazy! This humble Taoist can read fortunes and tell fortunes. I'll earn my keep with my skills, so do me a favor!"

Canine aliens: "Do you think we're idiots? You're a real dog! No, you're worse than a dog!"

Demon people: "You're the real demon! You sold our planet and then made us buy it back!"

Cybernetic aliens: "CDAFAHCA...*!"

The nations of humankind: "Give it a rest, A-Fei! The whole place is full of Hu Feis now!"

Stellar lifeforms: "Run! This universe has been infected by Hu Fei!"

The Creator: "Please, just shut up!"

Hu Fei spread his hands innocently.

"Come on, let me chant a spell and work out your fate.

Whether you listen or believe me or not,

Your meeting was destined from the start."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.