Night Shift Doctor: The Nurses in This Ward Are All Talented

Lu Xuan transmigrates into the role of a night-shift doctor, but the nurses working with him are all a little too unprofessional.

Patient getting circumcised: "Could you get this beautiful nurse to stop wearing white stockings? I can't take it. I've sprung a stitch several times under her care!"

The nurse shows up in black stockings the next day.

Sperm donor: "Is this collection room soundproof? People outside won't hear me, right?"

The nurse smiles faintly, locks the door behind her, and puts on an action movie, drowning out the outside world with the sound of an intense shootout.

Hemorrhoid patient: "I'm having surgery tomorrow. Can you get a male doctor to shave me instead?"

The nurse glances down, pulls a toothpick from her pocket, compares it, then shakes her head.

The patients: "We'll report you to the central authorities! I'll take this all the way to the top!"

Lu Xuan is at his wits' end over the nurses' outrageous antics.

Looking at the huge pile of complaints and suggestions on his desk, Lu Xuan says:

Having you all around is a real blessing...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.