Southern Little Potato: The Northern Expedition, Storming the Great Bathhouse!

Winter break arrives, and Liu Yiyi makes plans with a few friends to head north and experience life there.

The first stop on their "Northern Expedition" is a big bathhouse in the north!

The moment they step inside, they're completely stunned. They really do have to "bare all" in there!

Bathhouse attendant: Huh? You're from the south, little miss?

Petite southern girl: Auntie, how'd you know?

Bathhouse attendant: Locals don't have this much dirt on them.

Petite southern girl: ...

After her bath, Liu Yiyi finds she can't reach the locker.

Suddenly, a man picks her up in his arms. "Whose kid is this? Where are your parents?"

Liu Yiyi immediately gets mad. "What kid?! I'm 18 years old!"

Huang Zhongze scratches his head and mutters, "Eighteen? You're not even as long as my charging cable."

Liu Yiyi: How rude! *grits her teeth and stomps her foot*

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.