I'm Broke. What Does Global Warming Have to Do with Me?

I'm just an NPC. How is global warming my fault?

After being reborn, Jiang Nan is roped in to make up the numbers on an advocacy variety show.

An expert advises people not to look at salary when job hunting, but to make selfless contributions.

The expert also says farmers who burn crop stalks are committing a crime because it pollutes the air.

The expert advises again that private cars should be banned because they cause global warming.

Jiang Nan can't take it anymore:

"What the hell! You son of a... If you don't care about salary when looking for a job, are you supposed to care how long the boss's secretary's legs are?"

"What the hell! How much smoke can burning stalks make? Why don't you complain when some rich kid sets off a hundred tons of fireworks to impress a girl?"

"What the hell! What's wrong with driving a private car? Even if I drove a hundred cars, they wouldn't emit as many greenhouse gases as one flight on a rich person's private jet!"

"Ordinary people aren't taking the blame for this. Quit messing with my head, damn it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.