When he opened his eyes, he saw that the screen in front of him was blue. He put on a strange, translucent blue visor, then felt his stomach churn and rushed to the bathroom. But when he got there, he realized the toilet wasn't a normal toilet. It had eyes of its own, and something on it was glowing, like some kind of technology. The water inside the bowl was floating with all sorts of glowing text, and above it were things like books, flipping pages and changing characters, as if it were designed to let people read while using the toilet.
He was just about to go, and had only just started undoing his belt, when the toilet shouted at him: "What do you think you're doing? I'm not a toilet, I'm a reader! A sophisticated reader, you ignorant human!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The author's mental state is outrageous hahahaha