He Ate a Spoon in a Watermelon Dream and Fell into N Layers of Dreams

At first, a mysterious man sat at home, holding a watermelon and preparing to eat a spoon. As he ate, his stomach began to hurt. He hurried out into the courtyard, looked around, then rushed into the toilet. He was terribly panicked, afraid the spoon would turn into a watermelon. In a hurry, he locked himself inside the watermelon. Then he heard a series of sharp, shrill screams from somewhere outside the watermelon. He grew even more panicked...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.