This Scalper's the Real Deal: He Takes On a Security Squad at a Concert!

Lin Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a scalper. He's taking part in a live-streamed variety show.

Customer: "Can I buy concert tickets from you?"

Lin Yuan: "Can you swim?"

Customer: "Yes, but what does that have to do with buying tickets?"

Lin Yuan: "The stage is by the sea, and there's no fence. I'll take you there by swimming."

Customer: "??? What if someone on the beach catches us?"

Lin Yuan: "I'll throw sand in their faces while you run inside. If they catch you, say I forced you."

Netizen: "You think he's selling tickets, but what he's really selling is a plan!"

Netizen: "I went hiking once and hired a scalper. He took me into the scenic area through his family's ancestral graveyard."

Netizen: "I once needed to see a department head in dermatology, so I hired a scalper. He got me an appointment in the AIDS clinic. Turns out the department head treats AIDS too!"

Netizen: "That's nothing. Last time, I couldn't get a ticket home, so I hired him. He talked someone with a seat into getting off the train to chat, then, once it started moving, clung to the person and refused to let them get back on."

Lin Yuan: "Forget how I did it. Just tell me, did I get it done or not?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.