This Matchmaker's the Real Deal: While Others Tie Red Strings, He Uses Steel Wires

Su Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he's taking part in a reality show. He randomly draws the job of matchmaker, specializing in reading messages and replying with whatever comes to mind.

Su Yuan: "He's honest and doesn't like going out."

The truth: He's been bedridden for three years.

Su Yuan: "He owns a company with tens of thousands of employees."

The truth: He raises bees.

Su Yuan: "The other person fell for you at first sight."

The truth: He's blind in one eye.

Su Yuan: "He's the director of some kind of municipal bureau!"

The truth: He looks after a public restroom.

Su Yuan: "He's got his head on straight."

The truth: Two of his five features are crooked.

Before the blind date: At least six feet tall, honest, and quiet.

After the blind date: Six feet tall on horseback, old, and doesn't say much that's true.

The woman: "I heard he beats his wife."

Su Yuan: "He's got a good temper and never lays a hand on anyone outside the family."

The man: "I heard she's cursed her husbands."

Su Yuan: "What's the big deal? Wear Nikes at the wedding, ride in a Buick, and hold the banquet at Pizza Hut."

The internet was stunned: "A matchmaker's mouth is a liar's best friend!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.