Traffic Cop, Do You Believe in the Light? I Do, and Now All My Points Are Gone!

Su Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a traffic police officer and livestreams a traffic law education program.

Su Yuan: "Sir, you've committed a traffic violation. Please show me your driver's license!"

Driver: "Hey~ Watashi wa dongua shigua hamigua..."

Su Yuan: "?? What language is that?"

Driver: "Hey~ Hey~~ shini masai ×%￥#@..."

Su Yuan: "I can't understand you~~ Forget it, forget it. You can go!"

Driver: "Okay, goodbye!"

Su Yuan: "Huh? Get back here! You weren't wearing your helmet as required. That's a 50-yuan fine!"

Driver: "This is a motorcycle, not a car, and you're still fining me 50 yuan? If I call my uncle over, you'll have to pay me 50 yuan instead!"

Su Yuan: "Go on, call your uncle. Let's see how impressive he is if you think he'll make me pay you 50 yuan!"

The driver pulls out a 100-yuan bill: "Here, this is my uncle! Give me 50 yuan in change!"

Netizen: "Traffic cop: Sometimes I really want to call the police!"

Netizen: "The uncle came out red-faced, and went back in green!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.