Hong Kong Crossover: I Fused with an Elephant and Became the Boss of Wo Sing Wo

I'll steal cars for you, and if something goes wrong, you'll treat even the gang leader's henchman like your girlfriend. But if it's a guy stealing and something happens, you won't help anymore? You only steal luxury cars, especially from rich people. Are you sending your underlings to their deaths? If that's the case, who would dare steal anything? They'd all just slack off.

So you're fawning over Commissioner Xu, is Commissioner Xu your father?

These novelists are just padding their word counts. Something that could be done with a phone call, they insist on calling you in person to give instructions. Back in the 1980s, who the hell would listen in on a nobody like you?

Why is it that almost every writer of Hong Kong variety shows mentions the "Young and Dangerous" series? Is this film series really that famous?

I just don't understand what some people are thinking. What makes you think that a pretty young delinquent who's out there is a virgin? Or do you think you're the only one who's open-minded?

So you can't write novels without writing about praising mainland China? What's with the "fusion pile driver" nonsense? Just use a tardigrade, that'll do...

Your protagonist doesn't have the swagger of a gang leader or boss; you have to lure the enemy out of their hiding place to get him killed.

Did the geoduck also fuse? It wrapped around my waist a few times.

Sigh, without Gigi Lai, Hong Kong films just can't be written anymore. Hong Kong cinema only has one woman like her...

Are there any Hong Kong variety shows where the cast members create their own clubs?