Dating Show: You Asked Me to Apologize, So Why Did I Write On the Six States?

On the first day of the dating show, young heartthrob Jiang Qin is thirty minutes late because he stopped to help an elderly woman.

His partner, the D-list actress Liu Feifei, refuses to let it go. Even though Jiang Qin has already apologized, she insists he write a self-criticism.

At the end of his patience, Jiang Qin waves his hand and writes this in front of the livestream audience:

"Today we cede five cities, tomorrow ten, then we get one peaceful night. At dawn we look out across the four borders, and Qin's troops have arrived again. The lands of the feudal lords are limited, but Qin's appetite is insatiable. The more they give, the more fiercely it invades. Thus, even without a battle, the outcome between the strong and the weak is already settled. Their eventual downfall was only natural. As the ancients said: 'Using land to serve Qin is like carrying firewood to put out a fire. The flames will never die as long as the wood remains.'"

The whole internet erupts.

"Holy crap!"

"That's so damn accurate."

"I swear Jiang Qin installed surveillance cameras in my relationship with my girlfriend."

"On the surface, he's writing about the relationship between Qin and the Six States, but really he's describing the state of relationships between men and women today!"

Just like that, Jiang Qin becomes an internet sensation.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.