You Asked Me to Refurbish a Fishing Boat, So What Is This 055 Destroyer?

Lin Bei transmigrates into the body of a shipyard director and gets a Super Fishing Boat Modification System. The modifications are just a tiny bit explosive.

A 160-megapascal high-pressure water cannon, tungsten carbide steel, and a top speed of 50 knots. It can take on two Japanese coast guard ships by itself without a scratch.

America panics and strongly condemns the Dragon Nation for using civilian fishing boats to stir up trouble around the Diaoyu Islands.

The Strategic Deception Bureau speaks up: "What 160-megapascal water cannon? That's just the ship's fire pump. We can even use it to water the flowers in our spare time!"

"Tungsten carbide steel? Just a pile of scrap metal!"

"A top speed of 50 knots? The wind happened to be favorable that day. It was all the wind!"

America: ???

You water flowers with a water cannon? Your scrap metal costs millions per ton? Even a tornado couldn't push a ship to 50 knots, could it?

Missiles with a range of 20,000 li? They're just marine signal flares, for emergencies.

A 300-decibel sonic cannon? It's just a slightly bigger speaker, for dancing in the square.

Until a 055-class ship, displacing over 10,000 tons, sails past the waters where America and Japan are holding exercises, dragging a little fishing net behind it.

The Strategic Deception Bureau: "We really can't keep making this stuff up!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.