You Asked Me to Experience Life, So Why Am I Always at the Police Station?

Jiang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a minor celebrity, barely known even in the entertainment industry.

He obtains a skill-draw System.

He dreams of making it big, winning the Golden Duck Award, becoming a singing sensation, and marrying a beautiful, wealthy woman.

But as it turns out, even with the System's help, what Jiang Chen gets most often is a glass of plain water from the police.

He sells a thousand online courses in one day. Arrest him! With sales skills like that, he must be running a pyramid scheme.

His grilled chicken drumsticks are so expertly made that the ones he sells in a day could circle the town. Arrest him! Someone reported that he added illegal additives to the seasoning.

He drives at 200 kilometers per hour on the highway. Arrest him! You were speeding, and now you think you have a point?

Jiang Chen: "Officer, I've checked in every day for 30 days straight. Is there a perfect-attendance bonus?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.