Fishing with a Type 055? The Strategic Deception Bureau: I Can't Make This Up Anymore

Lin Bei transmigrates into the role of a shipyard director and gets a Super Fishing Boat Modification System. The only problem is that these modifications are a tiny bit explosive.

A 160-megapascal high-pressure water cannon, tungsten carbide steel, and a top speed of 50 knots: he takes on two Coast Guard ships from Little Sun Country single-handedly without a scratch.

America panics and strongly condemns the Dragon Country for using civilian fishing boats to stir up trouble around Diaoyu Island.

The Strategic Deception Bureau weighs in: What 160-megapascal water cannon? That's just the ship's fire pump. We can even use it to water the flowers in our spare time!

Tungsten carbide steel? Just a pile of scrap metal!

A top speed of 50 knots? The wind happened to be blowing in the right direction that day. It was all the wind!

America: ???

You need a water cannon to water your flowers? Your scrap metal costs millions per ton? Even a tornado couldn't push a ship to 50 knots, could it?

Missiles with a range of 20,000 li? They're ship flares, for emergencies.

A 300-decibel sonic cannon? It's just a slightly bigger speaker, for square dancing.

Until a ship displacing over 10,000 tons, shaped like a Type 055 destroyer and towing a little fishing net, passed through the waters where America and Japan were holding joint exercises.

The Strategic Deception Bureau: We really can't make up any more excuses!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.