Nuclear Peace or Genetic Annihilation? You Choose, Uncle Sam!

"Squid citizen? Our Iron Dome missiles are gone. We need you to donate money to protect the country!"

"Eagle Sauce approved $20 billion in aid for Squid, but you need to pay a $5 billion deposit first. The account number is..."

"The Eagle Sauce legislature is reviewing the Anti-Squid Consciousness Act. Our country is lobbying them. Are you a Squid citizen? Send money!"

Squid Country: "I'm fucking falling apart! Hamas hasn't even been beaten yet, and our citizens have been scammed into oblivion!"

Eagle Sauce: "What deposit? What lobbying? This is a scam! Some Eastern superpower must be behind it!"

White Elephant: "How did you know it was me?"

Zhang Feng: "Don't rush. You have to choose one: nuclear peace or genetic extinction!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.