The Iron Dome's Been Blown Away. You Squid, Aren't You Donating to Buy Another?

“Squid citizens? The Iron Dome missiles are gone. We need you to donate and raise funds to protect the country!”

“Eagle Sauce has approved $20 billion in aid for the Squid. You need to pay a $5 billion deposit first. The account number is...”

“The Eagle Sauce parliament is reviewing the Anti-Squid Awareness Act. Our country is lobbying them right now. Are you a Squid citizen? Send money!”

The Squid Nation: “I’m freaking collapsing! Hamas hasn’t even been defeated, and our citizens have been scammed into wasting away!”

Eagle Sauce: “What deposit? What lobbying? Who the hell did this?!”

The Second Fur: “They promised $60 billion in aid, but I haven’t received a single cent. Where’s the money? Where’s my money?”

The Great Eastern Nation.

Forbes Billionaires List: Zhang Feng, age 23, net worth: 100 billion!

“No one knows how he made his fortune.”

“It’s as if wealth flows through his DNA!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.