Showbiz: I'm on a Dating Show, and These Skills Are All Cursed?

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, where he is taking part in a dating variety show called Heartbeat Diary.

He had hoped to enjoy a sweet romance with some of the hottest female stars.

Who could have guessed he would accidentally bind to an "Underworld" System and receive a huge collection of bizarre skills!

Instant Noodle Expert: You know 108 obscure ways to prepare instant noodles.

Egg-Castration Party: When castrating poultry, your precision increases by 100%.

Born to Die: When you play a corpse, your performance becomes exceptionally lifelike.

Su Yang: ???

What is all this supposed to be?!

Staring at the System, Su Yang was completely dumbfounded.

But what he never expected was that these bizarre skills would prove uniquely useful on a dating show...

Liu Yifei: This cheesy, milky instant noodle soup smells amazing! I want another bowl!

Yang Mi: Aren't you supposed to be a rich young master? How come you're an expert in acrobatics, ventriloquism, feng shui, and fortune-telling?

Show crew: Kid, we need you to make the next episode a hit too. Just name your price!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.