I Joined a Dating Reality Show, So Why Are All My Skills So Cursed?

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, where he is taking part in a dating reality show called Heart-Pounding Diary.

He had hoped to fall in love with some of the hottest female celebrities.

Who could have guessed he would accidentally bind himself to a "netherworld" System and receive a whole collection of netherworld skills!

Instant Noodle Expert: You master 108 obscure ways to prepare instant noodles.

Poultry Castration Party: Your precision increases by 100% when castrating poultry.

Born to Die: When you play a corpse, your performance becomes exceptionally lifelike.

Su Yang: ???

What in the world are these supposed to be?!

Staring at the System, Su Yang was completely dumbfounded.

But unexpectedly, these netherworld skills all proved uniquely useful on the dating show...

Liu Yifei: This cheesy, milky instant noodle soup smells amazing. I want another bowl!

Yang Mi: Aren't you supposed to be some rich young master? How come you're good at everything from acrobatics and ventriloquism to feng shui and fortune-telling?

Bai Lu: Brother Su Yang has so many tricks up his sleeve. I wonder if he's the same way in that department?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.