Showbiz: Why Are All the Skills I Learn on a Dating Show So Cursed?

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and takes part in a variety show called Heart-Pounding Diary.

He had hoped to enjoy a sweet romance with some of the hottest actresses.

Who knew he’d accidentally become bound to a "Netherworld" System and receive a whole collection of Netherworld skills!

Instant Noodle Master: You know 108 obscure ways to prepare instant noodles.

Egg-Chopper Party: Your accuracy increases by 100% when castrating poultry.

Born to Die: Your performance as a corpse becomes especially lifelike.

Su Yang: ???

What is all this supposed to be?!

Su Yang is completely stunned as he looks at the System.

But who could have expected that these Netherworld skills would all prove uniquely useful on the dating show...

Liu Yifei: This cheesy, milky instant noodle soup smells amazing. I want another bowl!

Yang Mi: Aren’t you supposed to be a rich young master? How are you an expert in acrobatics, ventriloquism, feng shui, and fortune-telling?

Production crew: Young master, next week’s show depends on you bringing the highlights. Just name your price!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.