Siheyuan: I’ll Handle the Cheats, While the Varmints Take the Side Effects

After transmigrating into the courtyard, Chu Fan is bullied and pushed around by the other residents. Fortunately, he activates the God-Tier Side Effect System, which can transfer the side effects of his actions to those busybodies. He practices the Seven Injuries Fist and gains boxing skills, while Silly Zhu takes the side effects and vomits blood on the spot. He practices the Sunflower Manual and gains martial arts skills, while Jia Dongxu bears the side effects and is immediately castrated. Chu Fan enjoys eating pineapple, while Jia Zhangshi takes on the side effect of a swollen mouth. He eats guava, while the deaf old lady suffers the side effect of being unable to poop. He drinks alcohol, while Yi Zhonghai takes on the side effect of dizziness and blurred vision. He exercises and grows stronger, while the other residents suffer the side effects of muscle fatigue, hunger, and dehydration. He eats castor beans, while the other residents take on the side effect of diarrhea. From then on, the whole courtyard is thrown into chaos. The busybodies are so regretful they’re sick with it, wishing they’d never bullied Chu Fan. Otherwise, they wouldn’t have ended up in such a miserable state. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.