Siheyuan: I Can Transfer Diseases, and the Whole Courtyard Has Incurable Illnesses

After transmigrating into a courtyard house, Yang Tian is bullied by the beasts of the compound and is about to be driven out.

Luckily, he activates the Disease Transfer System, which lets him transfer his own illnesses and other people's onto the beasts.

And so the beasts start having terrible luck.

Parkinson's transferred to He Yuzhu. You still think you can keep shaking the spoon and working as a chef?

Mutism transferred to Jia Zhangshi. You still think you can summon Old Jia every day?

Deafness transferred to Deaf Granny. That'll teach you to pretend you can't hear every day!

ADHD transferred to Bang Geng. Now he spends every day leaping around.

Impotence transferred to Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, He Yuzhu, Jia Dongxu, Xu Damao, and the rest. Every male beast in the compound is rendered impotent.

Then there are cancer, toothaches, constipation, pica, hirsutism, and all sorts of other illnesses.

The beasts of the compound are in for a treat. What good is being tough when you can take a beating? No matter how strong you are, you can't beat a terminal illness!

Yang Tian can not only transfer illnesses, he also gets a reward each time he does.

And as the beasts suffer one disaster after another, he grows stronger by the day.

The beasts regret what they've done, but there's no such thing as a regret pill!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.