I Can’t Take It Anymore, My System Is Way Too Inappropriate

Because of a problem with one of his manly functions, Chen Nian went on three hundred blind dates without success.

In a fit of rage, his soul transmigrated to another world.

After transmigrating, his lingering pain finally disappeared. He was brimming with vigor, and everything worked normally!

He tried blind dating again, and in this life, Chen Nian finally got married.

In the bridal chamber, the lights flickered.

The bride smiled faintly. The corners of her mouth stretched to her ears as she opened her bloody maw and asked:

"Husband, do you think I'm pretty?"

"Pretty or not, it's hard to say, but a man has to give it a try!"

Heaven helps those who help themselves. The System descended from the heavens to help Chen Nian consummate his marriage!

But as time went by, Chen Nian realized

that this System seemed extremely indecent, always making him do unspeakable things.

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Painted-Skin Ghost: What are you doing? How can you stand the sight of me looking like this?

Chen Nian: The System requires it!

Fox Spirit: I took on my beast form, and you still chased me all the way home?

Chen Nian: It's a System mission!

Red-Dressed Female Ghost: My face is blue and terrifying. Please let me go!

Chen Nian: The System won't allow it!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.