My Newlywed Wife Is a Slit-Mouthed Woman, and That Only Excites Me More!

After Chen Nian, who had been single for twenty-five years, failed his five-hundredth blind date, he flew into a rage and transmigrated to a world of the supernatural.

Thinking back on how he hadn't even held a girl's hand in his past life, he decided that this time around, he was going to get married no matter what.

After a lot of effort, Chen Nian finally tied the knot.

The lights flickered in the bridal chamber.

The bride smiled faintly, the corners of her mouth stretching all the way to her ears.

"Husband, do you think I'm beautiful?"

"I can't say if you're beautiful, but I'm pretty sure I'm even more excited now!"

Heaven helps those who help themselves, and a Yang Energy Rebate System descended from the heavens!

From then on, vengeful ghosts across the other world were in for a rough time.

The Painted-Skin Ghost: "What are you doing? How can you stand looking at me like this?"

Chen Nian: "The System says I have to!"

The Fox Spirit: "I took on my beast form, and you still chased me all the way home?"

Chen Nian: "Persistence is the key to victory!"

The Red-Clad Ghost: "I hanged myself. My face is blue and terrifying!"

Chen Nian: "I'll turn off the lights!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.