My Newlywed Wife Is a Slit-Mouthed Woman! And I'm Even More Excited!

After being single for twenty-five years, Chen Nian fails at his five-hundredth blind date.

Overcome with anger, he transmigrates to a world of the supernatural.

Remembering how he never even held a girl's hand in his previous life, he decides that this time around, he has to get married no matter what.

After plenty of effort, Chen Nian finally ties the knot.

In the bridal chamber, the light flickers.

The bride smiles faintly, the corners of her mouth splitting all the way to her ears.

"Husband, do you think I'm pretty?"

"Can't say if you're pretty, but I can barely get it up."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.