Siheyuan: What Could One Child Possibly Do Wrong?

Liu Dashan transmigrated to a courtyard house in the 1960s. His parents had died early, leaving him to live alone.

Life was hard, and the people in the courtyard bullied him. Banggeng and Silly Zhu even beat him half to death, leaving him barely clinging to life.

The bloodsucker Qin Huairu crept into his home that night, hoping to drain one last drop of blood from Liu Dashan before he died.

Who could have guessed that Liu Dashan would activate the Emotion System?

Host, your emotions are unusually intense around Qin Huairu. Would you like to bind her as a target?

Liu Dashan: Auntie Qin, you wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would you?

Qin Huairu: He's just a child. What am I doing?

Liu Dashan: So soft, so fragrant, so warm...

Qin Huairu: His muscles are so strong... and so big...

Lou Xiao'e: Dashan, can you help me? I don't want to be a barren old hen...

The entire beastly courtyard was awash in all sorts of emotions, and Liu Dashan completely gave up trying.

Liu Dashan: Why are you all looking at me like that? What could a kid like me possibly have in mind?

Everyone: -_-||, yeah, right!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.