Siheyuan: What Harmful Thoughts Could a Fool Have?

Zhang Shan transmigrates into the world of the courtyard house and becomes the real village idiot there.

After the Medical Immortal System activates and restores his sanity, he begins a life of acting harmless while hiding his true strength.

He Yuzhu sneaks a look at a widow bathing? I'll make you lose everything.

Can apples cure every illness?

Aunt Yi can't have children and has an itchy condition? After she eats an apple, Yi Zhonghai can finally enjoy himself.

Xu Damao, the one-minute man, won't eat an apple,

so Lou Xiao'e sneaks into Zhang Shan's room in the middle of the night.

The widow is fair-skinned and luscious. After eating the apple, she goes limp.

Zhang Shan: "What bad intentions could a simpleton like me possibly have?"

Zhang Shan: "It's not against the law for a simpleton to fight and kill, is it?"

Zhang Shan: "How could a simpleton possibly understand the ways of men and women?"

Zhang Shan: "When a big bird becomes a big friend, women are trouble!"

Silly Zhu marries Deaf Granny, and the whole courtyard throws up.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.