You Were Asked to Treat the Patient, So Why Did You Give Them Arsenic?

A slice-of-life story with no bitter vendettas.

A failed surgery results in a patient's death.

Out of loyalty to his mentor, intern doctor Jia Ming takes the blame for the chief physician.

Jia Ming never expected the chief physician to turn on him and kick him out of the hospital.

With a malpractice case on his record and no way to practice medicine, Jia Ming has no choice but to open a small clinic of his own.

That very day, he awakens the Quack Doctor System.

Whenever a patient gets scared, he earns Fright Points.

"Dr. Jia, I think I've caught a cold. My nose keeps running."

Jia Ming: "Take a cold shower and wolf down ten ice cream bars."

Fright Points from patient: 10

"Dr. Jia, I've got a headache and a fever. I feel all dizzy."

Jia Ming: "Lie still. I'll get my scalpel and open up your skull in a bit to see what's going on."

Fright Points from patient: 100

"Dr. Jia, save me! The baby is too big, and I just can't give birth!"

Jia Ming: "Then don't give birth. Spit it out through your mouth instead!"

Fright Points from patient: 1,000

The strongest Quack Doctor System guarantees that your medicine will cure... your life!

The prescriptions are all made up by the author. Do not use them to treat yourself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.