Cranky Journey to the West: Is Tang Sanzang Really an Enlightened Monk?

Tang Sanzang: Donor, if you don't listen to my Dharma, that poor monk also knows some tricks. Sun Wukong: Do you know? Do you know how scared I was when this monk kicked Wuzhishan away, pinched my neck, and asked me to go to the West with him to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Zhu Bajie: Monster, I advise you not to resist. My master will be here soon, and you may not be able to keep the whole body intact. Sha Wujing: Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, the master has been captured by monsters. Let's go quickly, otherwise, the master will massacre the mountain again. The King of the Daughter Kingdom: Brother Yu, can you really live forever if you hold this thing in your mouth? "Ayin, next time you see me, remember to tie your hair up, otherwise it will be inconvenient for me." "Okay, Tathagata, I don't like your Mahayana Buddhism. I will take this Lingshan. You, the Buddha Lord, are done with it. You can get out of here. Otherwise, don't blame me for washing the Lingshan with blood." … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.