Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang, Please Don't Come to Seek Buddhist Scriptures

Guanyin: "Samantabhadra, Manjusri, why do you walk to work every day?" Samantabhadra and Manjusri: "Hey, didn't our mount sneak away to become the king of the Lion and Camel Kingdom and be hacked to death by Tang Sanzang?" Jade Emperor: "Why did you see the alchemy furnace in person? Where are the two boys?" Laojun: "Don't mention it. A few days ago, I secretly went down to the world and called myself the King of Gold and Silver Horns. As a result, I was beaten to pieces by Tang Sanzang, and my magic weapon was also taken away by Tang Sanzang." Tathagata: "Guanyin, go and tell Tang Sanzang that as long as he agrees not to come to collect Buddhist scriptures, he can move the Great Leiyin Temple away." … Sun Wukong: "Drink, monster, where are you running away!" "Wukong, wait!" Sun Wukong: "Master, that's a monster! We can't let him go!" "Who said we should let him go? I just haven't done anything for too long and my hands are itchy. Alas, the monsters now are not as lovable as before. They always avoid the poor monks when they see them." Sun Wukong: "???" A certain victimized demon "???" "Amitabha, please be careful in your next life." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.