My Cursed Tongue Wields Causality, and the World Begs Me to Shut Up

Ye Ran accidentally transmigrated to a parallel world, where he discovered that he was a jinx of epic proportions, a walking curse.

Whether it was a blessing or a curse he gave someone, it would come true in some bizarre way.

After many twists and turns, Ye Ran found the job that suited him best: international weather presenter.

But people around the world soon noticed that ever since he started doing weather forecasts, not a single day of peace had passed!

Ye Ran: "Spring winds are affecting Australia. The animals are in heat again, and an island in the south will be affected by the spring winds."

A certain prime minister was sexually assaulted.

"Cold air from Siberia will hit the northern part of the United States."

Uncle Sam's announcement: "You call this Category 30 typhoon a cold-air attack?"

"For reasons unknown, temperatures in Sakura Country will rise sharply in the coming days."

According to the latest reports, Mount Fuji will erupt continuously for 100 days.

Sakura: "So this is another way for the temperature to rise..."

People around the world: We won't believe a word you say! Please, just shut up!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.