Time Traveler Chat Group: I Am the Only One Who Has Not Traveled Through Time

In an era when "money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat", high school student Zhang Han was drawn into a chat group for time travellers. "I traveled to Dou Qi Continent, and I am Xiao Yan, the third son of the Xiao family in Wutan City. His engagement was broken off by his fiancée whom he had never met before!" "I was brought there by a coffin pulled by Kowloon? Is this considered a time travel???" Zhang Han: "You have all traveled through time? Why am I still on Earth?" "Fuck! Are you still on Earth?" Xiao Yan: "My foster father, can you help me take care of the old mother of the earth?" Ding ~ You received the red envelope Bodhi Pill from Xiao Yan. Ye Hei: "Father, go to the foot of Mount Tai quickly and help me move the car, otherwise I won't be able to resist." Ding~ You received a red envelope from Ye Hei. Li Changshou: "Father, please spoil it for me. What should I do next? I don't know what to do next." Ding~ You received a red envelope from Li Changshou. Yun Che: "Brother, I leave my wife and children on Earth to you." Zhang Han: "...... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.