I Have an SSS-Level Madhouse

"I am the number one golden elixir in Kyushu, Qiu Tianya comes to pay my respects!" "Uncle, stop making trouble. You have kidney stones. I'll just use ultrasound to break the stone for you." As a tragic wailing sound sounded, many of the great immortal cultivators in the Sihua Valley woke up one after another. "This is Qiu Tianya's voice. What is this old ghost doing? Can't he just sit back and wait for death? Does he have to disturb the people?" The number one swordsman in Kyushu, who has been an old enemy for many years, strokes his beloved sword and silently closes his eyes. Life begins with a sword. How lucky is it to end with a sword? "Sword crazy? It's just a fetish! Get electrotherapy!" "Holy Maiden of the Holy Land? Macromastia, mental illness, can this be considered a disease? Is the system going crazy?" "Monster witch? Flat chest... Pfft... Cough, milk papaya, just drink more soy milk." "Sir, stop, that's a phoenix egg!" "Nonsense, no matter how silly you are, I'll give you electrotherapy! There's no such thing as a phoenix in the world, it's just a bigger free-range egg!" "Get in line, please get in line for me. A group of delusional patients who are too stupid to study hard are giving me electrotherapy!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.