Three Realms Chat Group: the Goddess Is Chasing Me

Chang'e: Have you seen my little rabbit? Could it be: I saw it, wasn't it right behind you? Chang'e: What? That's a pig! Why do you want me to carry it to the peach banquet? Could it be: So what... How about you ride there? Could it be: Brother Monkey, shut up, that peach has been sprayed with pesticides! Can't eat it, it will cause diarrhea. Could it be: Erlang Shen, why do you still eat dog meat? Could it be: What? Buddha went to the nightclub to dance again? Could it be: Master Guanyin, please stop wearing the cheongsam. My nosebleeds can't be stopped. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.