I Got Dragged into a New Year's Blind Date, So What If I Ride a Divine Dragon?

When Chen Zhuo goes home for the New Year, he's assigned to a dating show, where he goes on a date with the campus belle.

The campus belle: "Where do you work?"

Chen Zhuo: "Overseas. I travel all over. Mostly I raise pets, then wander around the world, going wherever there's something happening."

The campus belle: "I get it. Just you, a car, and a dog, traveling around the world, right?"

Just then, fully armed police officers show up at the door.

"Tell us, are you Zhuri, the one taking crazy jobs on the dark web?!"

"No. Zhuri is my pet's name."

"Be serious! What kind of pet is it? Does it have a license?"

"A dragon. The divine dragon of Xia."

"So it caused that massive earthquake in the island nation's toilets?"

"It said the place stank too much."

"And it was responsible for the giant whirlpool on the Pacific seafloor that capsized the Eagle Nation's aircraft carrier?"

"It was bathing there. Those little boats were too noisy."

"Then is that you in this photo, riding on it and holding a Gatling gun in one hand?"

"Can't be helped. Big pets are hard to control."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.