You Want to Transfer Your Secondhand Simp? I'll Send You to Prison Instead

Luan Peng transmigrates to a parallel world, into the body of a seasoned simp with the same name.

On his very first day there, he finds himself listed by a female streamer on Xianyu for sale as a secondhand simp. The price is just 250 yuan, and she's even willing to negotiate.

The listing offers a transfer of her online boyfriend, including food delivery, milk tea, holiday gifts… and even a lullaby service!

Just then, Luan Peng binds himself to a Simp Ten-Thousandfold Refund System. Anything he gives away can come back with a huge multiplier!

After making a plan, he sends the streamer 8,000 yuan…

His simp donation gets a thousandfold cash-back bonus: 8 million yuan!

Once the money arrives, he turns around and takes the streamer to court, demanding compensation for his losses.

The streamer asks to livestream the trial to gain public support.

Luan Peng smiles faintly and doesn't object.

Luan Peng: "What emotional dispute? This is clearly fraud and group prostitution. I have proof!"

After presenting the chat logs between the streamer and ten men, along with videos of her checking into hotels with five men,

the judge and the livestream audience are all stunned.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.