Riding a Divine Dragon, Firing a Machine Gun at an Aircraft Carrier: I'm Too Cool!

When Chen Zhuo goes home for the New Year, he gets roped into a matchmaking show to meet a campus beauty.

Campus beauty: Where do you work?

Chen Zhuo: Overseas, traveling all over. Mostly I look after pets, then wander around the world, dropping in wherever something exciting is happening.

Campus beauty: I get it. One man, one car, one dog, traveling the world, right?

Just then, heavily armed police officers show up at the door.

"Tell us, are you Zhuri, the one taking jobs like crazy on the dark web?!"

"No. Zhuri is my pet's name."

"This is serious! What kind of pet is it? Do you have a license?"

"A dragon, the divine dragon of Xia Country."

"Was it responsible for the massive earthquake in the island nation's public toilets?"

"It said the place was too stinky."

"And did it also capsize the Eagle Nation's aircraft carrier with that massive whirlpool on the floor of the Pacific?"

"It was taking a bath there. Those little boats were too noisy."

"Then is that you in this photo, riding on top of it and holding a Gatling gun in one hand?"

"Can't be helped. Big pets are hard to control."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.