I Asked You to Fish, but Did You Catch the Nuclear Submarine?

Reporter: "Name?" "Wang Ting." "Profession?" "Fishing anchor." "Is there any career highlight moment?" "Yes, I caught body parts and a chainsaw killer." "I caught three bags of sugar and built a drug-making village." "I caught a suitcase containing RMB and found a company laundering money for overseas fraud groups." "I caught a USB flash drive and caught a group of traitors who stole H-20 secrets." "There is also a battlefield KDA of 100/0, reaching the top ten on the killer list, successfully assassinating the local armed leader, and being the first to complete Ozaki's Eight..." … The reporter was stunned: "Aren't you a fishing anchor? Where are the fish?" Wang Ting "I can catch everything except fish." "Then what does KDA100/0 mean on the battlefield?" "In addition to fishing, I also do some part-time jobs." The entire Internet was in an uproar, "Sure enough, the fishing guy can do everything except fishing!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.