I Asked You to Fish, but Did You Catch the Nuclear Submarine?

Reporter: "Name?" "Wang Ting." "Profession?" "Fishing anchor." "Is there any career highlight moment?" "Yes, I caught the body parts and caught a chainsaw killer." "I caught three bags of sugar and built a drug-making village." "I caught a suitcase containing RMB and found a company laundering money for overseas fraud groups." "I caught a briefcase and caught a traitor who stole H-20 secrets." "There is also a battlefield KDA of 100/0, reaching the top ten on the killer list, successfully assassinating the local armed leader, and being the first to complete Ozaki's Eight..." … The reporter was stunned: "Aren't you a fishing anchor? Where are the fish?" Wang Ting: "Except for the fish I can't catch, I can catch everything else." "Then what does KDA100/0 mean on the battlefield?" "Besides fishing, I also have some part-time jobs." The whole Internet was in an uproar: "Impossible! Fake! It's all fake!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.