Siheyuan: I Start by Tricking the Birds into Moving to Hong Kong

In 1960, famine hangs over the capital.

After transmigrating to a courtyard house, Qin Guoqiang is starving and decides to go to Hong Kong. But he can't let the scoundrels who killed him off the hook, so he tricks them into going to Hong Kong too, where they'll get a taste of the beatings that come with the dark times.

Qin Guoqiang drops a few hints, and the scoundrels get all excited, selling off their property as they rush toward paradise.

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong: Boss, we're senior fitters. We demand high wages and an eight-hour workday.

Boss: Keep dreaming! If you don't like it, get lost!

Yan Bugui: Principal, I have a high school diploma from the Republic of China era. I'd like to apply for a teaching job.

Principal: We're only hiring people who've studied abroad!

Qin Huairu: Big brother, I'm married. Please leave me alone!

Big brother: I like married women!

What? You have to pay protection money to do business?

This is supposed to be paradise?

Just as the scoundrels are falling apart, Qin Guoqiang quietly activates the Big Tycoon System.

Chen Xueru: Guoqiang, I don't mind if you marry a younger woman!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.