Showbiz: They Want Us to Be Simps, but You're Off Riding into the Sunset

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Li Mu is taking part in a variety show called Voices of China.

His golden finger awakens, and Li Mu thinks he can finally take off.

Who knew the System would be a little... off?

It actually makes him sing songs about being a lovesick doormat.

Beginner mission issued: Get 100,000 people to approve of a lovesick doormat song. Reward: The Complete Guide to Picking Up Women Across the Heavens x1.

For the reward, Li Mu throws caution to the wind.

His rendition of "Onion" strikes a chord with countless doormats, leaving them sobbing their hearts out.

His rendition of "Perfume Is Poisonous" shows people just how bitter and helpless it is to be a doormat.

His rendition of "He Must Love You" teaches people that being under the car is actually more realistic than being in it.

His rendition of "Seven Friends" shows people that a doormat is just a loyal dog.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.