Showbiz: You Tricked Us into Being Simps While You Rode Off into the Sunset

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Li Mu was taking part in a variety show called The Voice of China.

His golden finger awakened, and Li Mu thought he was about to become an overnight sensation.

But who knew the System would be a little off?

It actually wanted him to sing songs about simping.

Beginner mission issued: Get 100,000 people to agree with one song about simping. Reward: Comprehensive Guide to Wooing Women Across the Heavens x1.

For the reward, Li Mu went all in.

His rendition of Onion struck a chord with countless simps, leaving them sobbing.

His rendition of Perfume Is Poisonous showed everyone how heartbreaking and helpless it was to be a simp.

His rendition of He Must Love You taught everyone that being under the car was actually more practical than being in it.

His rendition of Seven Friends showed everyone that a simp was really just a loyal dog.

Just as all the simps began treating Li Mu as their life mentor and the founding patriarch of simping,

Li Mu arrived in Sanya with Da Mimi, Pang Di, Chao Yue, Na Na… and a whole group of female celebrities, to throw a lavish seaside party with one man and N female stars.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.