Showbiz: They Tell Us to Be Simps, While You Ride Off into the Sunset

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Li Mu is competing on a variety show called The Sound of China.

At that moment, his golden finger awakens, and Li Mu thinks he'll shoot to fame.

Who knew the System would be a little off?

It actually makes him sing songs for hopeless simps.

Beginner mission issued: Get 100,000 people to approve of a song for hopeless simps. Reward: Complete Guide to Winning Over Women Across the Heavens x1.

For the reward, Li Mu throws caution to the wind.

His rendition of "Onion" strikes a chord with countless hopeless simps, leaving them sobbing.

"Perfume Is Poisonous" shows everyone just how miserable and helpless it is to be a hopeless simp.

"He Must Love You Very Much" makes people realize that being beneath the car is actually more worthwhile than being inside it.

"Seven Friends" teaches everyone that a hopeless simp is just a loyal dog.

Just as every hopeless simp starts seeing Li Mu as their life mentor and the granddaddy of simps,

Li Mu takes Da Mimi, Pang Di, Chao Yue, Na Na, and a whole group of female celebrities to San Ya for a lavish feast of indulgence with one man and N women.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.