You Asked Me to Write a Web Novel, So Why Am I Scrolling Videos Across the Multiverse?

Shi Feng wakes up to find himself taking part in a live reality show.

When fantasy novels become as formulaic as martial arts stories,

and short videos sweep through people's fragmented spare time like a whirlwind,

the reality show Novel's Decline, organized by the Tomato Group, begins filming.

The interview segment.

When Potato says, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river," the youthful spirit has left his eyes.

Asked whether he regrets writing novels, Fang Yuan replies, "Fate is set in stone. I was destined to lose. The Immortal Venerable regrets it, but I have no regrets."

Facing the camera, Third Young Master smiles nonchalantly. "You've already earned yourself a death sentence."

Then the microphone is held out to Shi Feng.

"Short-video creators? They're frogs in a well, croaking away!"

"No, that isn't quite the right comparison."

"If they get lucky and learn even a little from me, then when they meet me, they'll be like mayflies gazing up at the blue sky."

Roundups, everyone, sign-in, guarding, Q&A, roleplaying, national fortune, inner thoughts, diaries, coming clean, I'm actually...

In my previous life, I was a master of the furnace!

Short videos?

You want to play at fast-paced content with me?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.