Trials Across the Myriad Worlds: Starting by Answering the Phoenix and Qilin in One Cage

The light of the trial shone on his big butt, and that day, Ye Han became one of the Chosen Children.

The main god's game? I get it! Then give me the Glint-Glint Fruit. I'm scared of pain! If I can't win, I can always run away.

You give me this thing that lets me add points? I want to file a complaint!

So you turned the old story of how body tempering gave me periostitis into a skill? Don't sleep too soundly tonight!

You even know I have depression and dissociative identity disorder?

Fine, I won't pretend anymore. I'm crazy, and I'm coming clean. Take a good look, baby!

After all that trouble getting through the trial, this is the junk you give me?

Three heads and six arms? What kind of idiot would want to look like that? No thanks!

Phoenix-Qilin blood? Who put a phoenix and a qilin in the same cage? Well, look what happened!

Contemplate the stone of God's impotence? Trial Space, did I exceed your weight limit? Heh, I wasn't cursing, okay!

The Qi Refining stage is too hard. I'll work on improving my body first. Contemplate the law of osmotic pressure...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.