I Scroll Through Prehistoric Short Videos, and Tongtian Loses It First

Lin Ran had no idea that the videos he shared were being projected into the Primordial World.

A short-video documentary: The Final Destinations of the Three Pure Ones.

Tongtian was furious: Yuanshi Tianzun, you and I are enemies from this day on!

Nuwa: Tongtian, I'll be the woman behind you.

A short video asks: Which Sage has the thickest skin?

Zhunti: No wonder the Western Religion never flourished. I still need to work on my thick skin.

Yuanshi Tianzun spat blood: Who the hell is targeting me?

A short video asks: Who benefited most from the Great Tribulation of Investiture?

Tongtian, Yuanshi, and Laozi fell silent.

Zhunti and Jieyin were dumbfounded.

Tongtian snapped: We brothers fought among ourselves, and someone else walked away with the spoils!

As one short video after another played,

the Heavenly Dao collapsed.

Yuanshi Tianzun: What did I ever do to deserve this? Why is everyone blaming me?

Hongjun: What's going on? Did the Heavenly Dao short-circuit?

Tongtian: Yuanshi, you conniving old snake! You keep screwing over your own people!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.