I Mastered the American Quickdraw, and Became the Eagle's Nightmare

John Li: "I came here for only three things."

"Justice, justice, and goddamn justice!"

What is justice?

Naturally, it's fighting crime and rooting out corruption!

This is a cause that benefits the present and generations to come!

I, John Li, hereby swear that I will devote everything I have learned in my life and dedicate myself to making Eagle Sauce great again!

To restore the glorious age of the slave owners!

Starting as a humble patrol officer, John Li brings Eagle Sauce a whole new kind of nightmare with his American-style quick draw.

A reliable fellow sitting inside a certain palace: "Chief John is the greatest person in Eagle Sauce. He brought us back to the age of the slave owners!"

Actresses reclining on Hollywood's red sofas: "Chief John is the manliest man I've ever met. He's so great!"

A group of little black guys forced to head to Africa: "After hundreds of years away, we've finally returned to the land that gave birth to black people. We owe it all to that man!"

PS: This is an anti-corruption novel that carries the Eagle flag while opposing Eagle Sauce.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.