Reborn as an Eagleland Police Chief: Taking Down the Underworld, One Magazine at a Time

Huang David is reborn as a Los Angeles police chief. A crime-fighting System sends him emptying magazines at criminal gangs, while the chocolate beneath his knees melts into puddles that even the equator couldn't melt. He wins the Magazine-Dumping Police Chief of the Year award, becomes an international crime-fighting commissioner, and takes home the Golden Knees Award... “Chief, a congressman has gone crooked!” Huang David: “How can Congress be crooked? Guys, let's use our 7.62s to melt that damn chocolate!” “Chief, the president has gone crooked too!” Huang David: “Call in headquarters for backup! Storm the White House and empty our magazines! Let's try to get administrative leave!” During David's crackdown on crime, the Eagle Nation falls apart. Its leaders tearfully send this walking calamity to the Rabbit Nation. Meanwhile, a few crooks in the Rabbit Nation use the slogan “A black dragon is still a dragon” to build harems. After netizens report them, David's crackdown is just getting started! “Guys, my vacation is over. We're on the move! In this international crime-fighting operation, I'm just the one who got it started. You, my friend, are the real hero.” “I'll use my magazine to tell them: it's not the dragon that's crooked, it's the farming tool!” This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.