Bro, You're a Celebrity, Yet You Make Money Mourning the Dead?

A washed-up B-list celebrity who transmigrated here has no choice but to join a celebrity documentary reality show just to survive.

While the other celebrities are making appearances, filming shows, and starring in movies,

Zhou Minhao is bawling at a funeral for 800 yuan.

Planting rice seedlings in a field.

Working as a bouncer in a bar.

Helping a rich woman catch her husband cheating.

He goes viral overnight!

To expand his business, Zhou Minhao has someone make an advertising sign overnight.

"Taking bookings for: funeral wailing, rice planting, catching mistresses, demon-slaying, exorcisms, rituals, alchemy, fortune-telling, character analysis, feng shui, dream interpretation, summoning immortals, communicating with spirits, moving house, waterproofing and leak repairs, appliance repairs, digging foundations, unclogging pipes, picking up and dropping off kids, doing homework for hire..."

A netizen says, "Bro, you're a celebrity, at least. Can't you do something respectable?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.