Tiling the Pyramids: Keeping It Real Is the Whole Point

When "challenge content" goes viral across the internet, Cao Shuangcheng, who has transmigrated here, rides the trend too.

"Guys, tell me what to challenge, and I'll do it."

Fans:

"Go to Egypt and tile the pyramids!"

"Go to Provence and replace the lavender with cilantro!"

"Paint the Eiffel Tower Barbie pink!"

"Sing Second-Hand Rose at the Sydney Opera House!"

"Go to the British Museum and steal... I mean, bring back ten artifacts!"

"Go to the Louvre and replace Napoleon's portrait with Ultraman Tiga!"

"Invite the commander-in-chief of Sakura Country's three armed forces to star in Drawing Sword!"

"Go to northern Myanmar..."

"???" Cao Shuangcheng is stunned. "Bro, I'm just a streamer with two thousand followers. You're asking me to take on challenges worth twenty million!"

"Take a look at these. Are any of them things a human being can actually do? Can we pick something more reasonable?"

Fan: "Then challenge yourself to lead the national soccer team to the World Cup."

Cao Shuangcheng falls silent for a moment. "The guy who just said I should go to Japan, become a sumo wrestler, and win the championship, come out here. Let's sit down and figure this out together."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.